"They aren't marky."

Chloe:  "Mom you really should buy some pajama jeans.  They are soft and cuddly inside."

Me:  "Ummm, no thanks."

Chloe:  "They aren't marky."

Me:  "What does that mean?"

Chloe:  "They won't mark up your legs because they are soft and cuddly."

Hmmm, didn't know that was a problem.  Yeah, still not buying them.  She also wants me to buy the alumawallet because "no truck is a match for the alumawallet."  I think we need an informercial intervention.